spootyplease:

stephaniebrownisback:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

Harley Quinn: Too Good For Hell

Harley fucking Quinn ya’ll

spootyplease:

stephaniebrownisback:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

Harley Quinn: Too Good For Hell

Harley fucking Quinn ya’ll

(Source: pornstuntdouble)

hifumii:

allskeletonsbecomespooky:

archakon:

Australian add campaign called “Matemorphosis”.

I don’t understand any of these besides wanker

I got twat and cock but I’m lost beyond that

wanker, knob, twat, cock, tosser

step it up

(Source: moon-moon-makes-you-swoon)

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jaramo:

omgtsn:

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merry snmgfiehp

i remembered this in the shower this morning and i had to sit down to keep myself from laughing too hard and slipping

(Source: omgtsn)

  

ask-beedrill:

snowcainecones:

greasemnk:

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IVE SPENT 108560856 YEARS LOOKING FOR THIS POST

It’s kind of peaceful.

(Source: iceist)

alishalovesspookycats:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

this is brilliant

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"the friendzone"

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

 

kiwicosplays:

A little late for Towel Day, but still in that same spirit.